fullmetal alchemist was nuts because “theres a crazy murderer who was executed for his crimes and then had his soul implanted in a suit of armor as part of a twisted government experiment” is a D-plot at best
correction: this was actually three characters i just forgot about the other two because they had a more minor role and they were two mass murderers in a trench coat pretending to be one mass murderer
“Whatever it is you have stolen from my father, I want it back. Give it to me” Catherine Zeta Jones as Elena De La Vega in The Mask of Zorro (1998), dir. Martin Campbell
i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it’s devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
car: stops for me at a crosswalk
me:
oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega
